This is the page that tells you what my policy goals are.
Issue official city uniforms to every resident of Kearns. A funky, hip, and comfortable uniform will be designed to reflect the history and values of the city of Kearns, and then each resident will receive their uniform to wear about their daily lives. This will build camaraderie among residents.
Ensure that every supernatural entity residing in Kearns is friendly. My experienced team of ghost detectors will canvass every building in Kearns. They will contact and communicate with every ghost and remove any that are unfriendly or abrasive, leaving behind only friendly entities.
Hold a yearly city festival called Slopfest. Three days of sloppy mud, sloppy food, and sloppy fun. Everyone can relax and enjoy each other’s company, as well as activities like the creamed corn wrestling pit and the Brownie Batter Ball.


And this is a picture of some grass that I drew.
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